A Pretty Face

This is the last time piece of any beauty and it doesn't keep time. I don't actually recall it having any "works" in it, I think there's just an opening in the back where they are supposed to be! But when you look like this who cares? I didn't buy it to keep time, I bought it to look at and give me pleasure and looking at the time does not Always give pleasure! It can rush, stress, and push you to the limits. Therefore this is the best clock possible. None of the above occurs. I do like a clock that doesn't keep time, don't you?

I found it on an antique junket a long time ago and remember the little woman saying, "It's not worth anything. Doesn't have any innards." Well, sometimes "innards" are highly over rated.